White trash single mom
"Now, don't you start gettin' all on me like everybody else do. I know babies ain't supposed to drink Coke 'cause it's bad for them. They got to have Kool-Aid or Hi-C or something that ain't got bubbles in it. "
Although she's only appeared infrequently, Amber Richardson shows the same potential as the other classic Onion columnists featured on Gusworld. It'd be good if she wrote more, but parenting can be a bitch, you know? Especially now she's got two of them.
Amber Richardson's columns on The Onion's Web site:
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